Russian joke of the week

A man in the toilet

Сиди́т мужи́к в туале́те, ту́жится, ту́жится… Ми́мо прохо́дит жена́ и случа́йно выключа́ет свет. Мужи́к как закричи́т:
– Ааааа!
Жена́ тут же включи́ла обра́тно свет и говори́т:
– Ой прости́, я не зна́ла, что ты там!
– А, э́то ты? А я поду́мал, что у меня́ глаза́ ло́пнули!

In English

A man is sitting in the toilet and pushing, pushing... His wife passes by and accidentally switches off the light. The man screams:
- Aahhh!
The wife immediately turnes the light back on and says:
- Oh I'm sorry, I did not know you were there!
- Oh it's you? I have thought that my eyes burst!
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