Russian joke of the week
Modern medicine
– До́ктор, у меня́ есть надави́ть вот здесь, боли́т.
– А е́сли не нада́вливать, не боли́т?
– Нет.
– Ну так и не нада́вливайте. С вас 1000 рубле́й.
In English
- Doctor, if I press here, it hurts.- Does it hurt if you don't press?
- No.
- Well, don't press then. 1000 rubles please.
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