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More from "Funny Russian expressions"
It never happened before, and here again.
a good thought comes after (i.e. a good idea always comes post factum)
about something extremely tearful and sugary (movies or stories)
equivalent of "the same dish, just under a different souce"
office plankton (small office employees)
What I don't eat, I bite. Comes from an Ukranian anecdote.
(lit.: your Friday is sticking out from under your Saturday) means your lower layers of cloth are visible from under the top layers
whatever the child is doing, the most important that he/she does not smoke grass