Russian joke of the week

Two drunk snakes are coming out of a bar

Две пья́ные змеи́ выполза́ют из ба́ра. Одна́ говори́т:
— Слышь, ты не по́мнишь, я ядови́тая и́ли нет?
— По-мо́ему ядови́тая…
— Всё, трынде́ц, я себе́ язы́к прикуси́ла!

In English

Two drunk snakes are crawling out of a bar. One says:
- Hey, do you remember if am I poisonous or not?
- I think poisonous ...
- Oh no, it's over, I've just bit my tongue!
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