Russian joke of the week

My girlfriend dumped me…

Встреча́ются два дру́га. Оди́н:
– Приве́т! Как дела́?
– Приве́т! Да вот извёлся весь – де́вушка бро́сила. Ты не зна́ешь как мо́жно её разлюби́ть?
– Зна́ю. Поста́вь её го́лос на буди́льник.

Translation

Two friends meet. One:
- Hi! How are you?
- Hi! Not so good, my girlfriend dumped me. It's so hard. How am I supposed to stop loving her?
- Oh thats easy. Just set her voice on the alarm clock.

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