Russian joke of the week

Doctor, I think I have excess weight

Же́нщина звони́т дието́логу:
– До́ктор, мне ка́жется, у меня́ ли́шний вес.
– Почему́ вы так реши́ли?
– Да вот, купи́ла сего́дня говоря́щие весы́ и взве́силась на них.
– И что же они́ вам сказа́ли?
– Они́ сказа́ли: “По одному́, пожа́луйста”.

In English

A woman calls her nutritionist:
- Doctor, I think I have excess weight.
- Why do you think so?
- Well, today I bought a talking scales and tried it.
- And what did it say?
- It said: "One by one, please."
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