Russian joke of the week

General’s shoes

Прихо́дит генера́л на слу́жбу в ра́зных боти́нках – оди́н кори́чневый, а друго́й чёрный.
Подхо́дит к нему́ лейтена́нт и говори́т:
– Това́рищ генера́л, у вас боти́нки-то не по уста́ву ка́к-то. Мо́жет домо́й съе́здить, переобу́ться?
– Да был я до́ма! Там таки́е же стоя́т!

In English

A general comes to the base with non-matching shoes: one is brown, the other one is black.
The lieutenant comes up to him and says:
- Comrade General, your shoes are not really according to the rules. Maybe go home, change the shoes?
- I went home already, only to find absolutely the same pair there!
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