Russian joke of the week

Do you believe me?

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Мужи́к расска́зывает дру́гу:
– Е́ду ка́к-то но́чью. Вдруг, ви́жу на доро́ге лягу́шку. Подобрал её. Прие́хал домо́й, лёг спать и лягу́шку положи́л ря́дом с собо́й. У́тром просыпа́юсь – а со мной лежи́т обалде́нная блонди́нка! Вот, ты ве́ришь?
– Ве́рю!
– А жена́ не ве́рит!

Translation

A man telling a story to his friend:
- The other night, I was driving and suddenly saw a frog on the road. I picked it up. I came home, went to bed and put the frog next to me. In the morning, I wake up - there is a gorgeous blonde beside me! Do you believe me?
- Yes I do!
- And my wife does not!
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