Russian joke of the week

Vovochka, you have a hundred rubles in your pocket…

— Вовочка, у тебя́ в карма́не сто рубле́й, ты попроси́л у отца́ ещё сто, ско́лько у тебя́ бу́дет?
— У меня́ бу́дет сто рубле́й, Ма́рья Ива́новна.
— Ты пло́хо зна́ешь матема́тику!
— А вы пло́хо зна́ете моего́ па́пу!

Translation

- Vovochka, you have a hundred rubles in your pocket, you asked your father another hundred, how much will you have?
- I will have one hundred rubles, Marya Ivanovna.
- You don't know mathematics!
- And you don't know my father!

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