Russian joke of the week

Family dinner

Семе́йный обе́д. Тёща говори́т зятю:
– Зятёк, отре́жь мне колба́ски.
– Ско́лько отре́зать-то, ма́ма?
– А ско́лько не жа́лко!
– Не-е, мам, я так то́нко ре́зать не уме́ю!

In English

Family dinner. Mother-in-law asks her son-in-law:
- Son, cut a piece of sausage for me.
- How much do you want, mom?
- As much as you would like to give me.
- No, mom, I don't know how to cut so thin!
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