Russian joke of the week
The oddities of higher education
– Забу́дьте всё, чему́ вас учи́ли в университе́те, вам э́то не пригоди́тся.
– Я не учи́лся в университе́те.
– Тогда́ вы нам не подхо́дите, нам ну́жны лю́ди то́лько c вы́сшим образова́нием.
In English
- Forget everything that you were taught at the university, you will not need it.- I did not study at the university.
- Then we can't hire you, we only need people with higher education.
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