Russian joke of the week

Friends meet after 30 years

Оди́н мужи́к, не ви́девший своего́ дру́га о́коло 30 лет, одна́жды пришёл к нему́ в го́сти, и к своему́ удивле́нию, насчита́л в его́ до́ме 11 дете́й.
— Вы, должно́ быть, о́чень сча́стливы?
— Да что ты! Жена́ постоя́нно кричи́т и ворчи́т на меня́. По пра́вде говоря́, я бою́сь её.
— Тогда́ заче́м настрога́л сто́лько дете́й?
— В толпе́ ле́гче затеря́ться.

In English

One man who had not seen his friend for about 30 years, once came to visit him, and to his surprise, he counted 11 children in his house.
- You must be very happy (with your wife)?
- What are you talking about! My wife constantly screams and grumbles at me. To be honest, I'm scared of her.
- Then why did you make so many children?
- It's easier to get lost in the crowd.
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