Russian joke of the week

A man in a village bought a zebra

Оди́н мужи́к в дере́вне купи́л зе́бру. Подхо́дит к нему́ сосе́д и говори́т:
— Вань, дай прокати́ться.
— Бери́, то́лько аккура́тно…
Тот поката́лся, возвраща́ет зе́бру и говори́т:
— Да, Ва́ня, сра́зу чу́вствуется — инома́рка есть инома́рка!

In English

A man in a village bought a zebra. A neighbor comes up to him and says:
- Vanya, let me ride it.
- OK, just be careful ...
He rode the zebra, returns it back, and says:
- Yeah, Vanya, it is immediately felt: foreign brand is a foreign brand!

Footnote

Иномарка is the word used for cars made abroad (иностранная марка - foreign brand). Historically, imported cars were always better quality than ones made in Russia.

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