Russian joke of the week

Justice for a major official

Кру́пный чино́вник, сби́вший двух челове́к на пешехо́дном перехо́де, спра́шивает судью́:
– Каки́е тепе́рь после́дствия бу́дут?
– Ну, тому́, кто голово́й лобово́е стекло́ проби́л, лет пять за нападе́ние и попы́тку ограбле́ния, а тому́, кто в кусты́ отлете́л, мо́жно и все во́семь – за попы́тку скры́ться с ме́ста происше́ствия.


In English

A major official who hit two people with his car at a pedestrian crossing asks the judge:
- What are the consequences now?
- Well, the one who broke the windshield with his head can get five years for the attack and attempted robbery, and the one who flew into the bushes - up to eight, for trying to escape from the crime scene.
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