Russian joke of the week
Husband on floor scales…
Муж стои́т на напо́льных веса́х и втя́гивает живо́т. Жена́:
– Ва́ся, втя́гивать живо́т на веса́х бесполе́зно!
– Да я про́сто хочу́ на ци́фры посмотре́ть!
In English
The husband stands on the scales and pulls his stomach in. Wife:- Vasya, it is useless to pull your stomach in on the scales!
- I know honey, I just want to see the numbers!
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