Russian joke of the week

How come you are so dumb?

Оте́ц – сы́ну:
– Я ума́ не приложу́, в кого́ ты тако́й тупо́й? Тупо́й как деревя́шка! (стучи́т по столу́).
– Пап, кто-то стучи́тся!
– Сиди́, я сам откро́ю!

In English

Father to son:
- I can't wrap my head around, how come you are so dumb? Dumb as a piece of wood! (knocks on the table).
- Dad, someone's knocking!
- Sit, I'll open myself!
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