Russian joke of the week
How come you are so dumb?
Оте́ц – сы́ну:
– Я ума́ не приложу́, в кого́ ты тако́й тупо́й? Тупо́й как деревя́шка! (стучи́т по столу́).
Сын:
– Пап, кто-то стучи́тся!
Оте́ц:
– Сиди́, я сам откро́ю!
In English
Father to son:- I can't wrap my head around, how come you are so dumb? Dumb as a piece of wood! (knocks on the table).
Son:
- Dad, someone's knocking!
Father:
- Sit, I'll open myself!
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