Call to a police office
Звоно́к в дежу́рную часть:
– Здра́вствуйте, вы вчера́ присыла́ли наря́д по а́дресу Ле́нина 3, кварти́ра 47?
– Да, име́ли ме́сто наруше́ние обще́ственного споко́йствия, гро́мкая му́зыка…
– Слу́шайте, переда́йте им пожа́луйста, пусть ещё раз зае́дут. Они́ тут забы́ли фура́жку и пистоле́т. Да и фо́тки посмо́трят, прико́льные получи́лись.
In English
Call to a police station:- Hello, did you send a squad yesterday to the address Lenin's street 3, apartment 47?
- Yes, there was a disturbance of public peace, loud music...
- Listen, tell them please to come again. They forgot a cap and a gun here. And they can see the pictures too, they turned out so cool.
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