Russian joke of the week

A year after the wedding

Сего́дня встре́тила ста́рого знако́мого. Год наза́д он сыгра́л сва́дьбу. Спра́шиваю его́:
— Ну как живёшь?
— Да как сказа́ть, до жени́тьбы я и не подозрева́л, что мо́жно непра́вильно поста́вить молоко́ в холоди́льник.

In English

Today I met an old friend. He got married a year ago. I ask him:
- So, how are you doing?
- Well, how to say it, before I got married, I had no idea that you could put milk in the refrigerator incorrectly.
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