Russian joke of the week
A man comes to the priest
Прихо́дит мужи́к к свяще́ннику и говори́т:
– У меня́ есть си́льное жела́ние жить ве́чно, что мне для э́того де́лать?
– Жени́сь.
– Так про́сто? И э́то помо́жет мне жить ве́чно?
– Нет. Но жела́ние пропадёт.
In English
A man comes to the priest and says:- I have a strong desire to live forever, what should I do for this?
- Get married.
- So simple? And will it help me live forever?
- No. But the desire will disappear.
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