Russian joke of the week
A loan under promise
— Ваш банк даёт креди́ты под че́стное сло́во?
— Без пробле́м…
— А е́сли я не верну́?
— Вам бу́дет сты́дно пе́ред Всевы́шним, когда́ предста́нете.
— Когда́ э́то ещё бу́дет…
— Вот, е́сли пя́того не вернёте, шесто́го предста́нете.
In English
- Does your bank give loans if promise to return?- No problem...
- And if I don’t return it?
- You will be ashamed in front of the Almighty when you see him.
- When is it going to happen...
- Well, if you don't return on the fifth, you will see him on the sixth.
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